World Domination and Disney

Posted Aug 13, 2010. Filed under life, offline, ugh, shut up already. 5 comments.

This is probably the last you’ll hear from me, unless you follow me on Twitter or DailyBooth until Sunday. I’m leaving on a trip and will not have any internet access. If we stop somewhere with WiFi I’ll update one of them. Also, there’s a new layout. I kind of like how simple it is. I feel like the sidebar is a bit empty, though.

I went with my mom and grandmother (both really are not fun to shop with ) and we were at the shops for about four hours buying food. While they were getting food, I went around WalMart looking at magazines, books, and electronics. I glanced at the music and was greeted by Miley Cyrus’s new CD on just about every shelf. It took forever to find the rock, as they apparently classify her as such. Along with her was, surprise, Justin Bieber. What is the world coming to?

I turned the corner and came face-to-face with Hannah Montana on a balloon. Making my way to the book section, I found a big rack with clearance Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus and Twilight jewelery and nailpolish. I understand, though. They probably want to get rid of her. I don’t understand the nail polish. Nobody’s gonna know the pink shit on your nails is Hannah Montana unless you shove the bottle in their faces. Distracted by a very nice set of pens that are now on my desk, I almost ran into a Team Jacob poster stand.

Unfortunately, all WalMart had in stock was about vampires and romance. They also had several copies of a book by —shock!— Miley Cyrus. You know, some kids can actually write well and they’ll never get published, because publishers have wasted their time with that.

WalMart and Disney must be in cahoots on their plan to overtake the world.